A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place.... The man says, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "I'm going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."

Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."

The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!, WOMAN !"

The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."

闭上你的嘴

一个开车的人被警官拦住了，于是有了下面的谈话……

这个人问：“什么事，长官？”

警官：“我要给你开张罚单，因为没带安全带。”

这个人说：“我刚刚拿下来，因为看到你走过来。”

他的妻子在一边说道：“噢，哈利，你从来不用安全带。”

这个人冲他的妻子吼道：“闭上你的嘴！三八婆！”

警官转向那个女人，问道：“女士，你丈夫总是这样对你说话吗？”

那个人的妻子回答，“不，只有当他喝了酒的时候。”